Paranoia: [DELETED FOR SECURITY REASONS]

Start Time: Thursday 7:00 PM
Location:Timberline 07
Status:Assigned
Game Master(s): Demian Pedone
Game System:Paranoia, 2nd Edition (West End Games)
Duration:3 hours
Player Max:6
Signed up:7
Track(s):Role Playing (RPG)
Event Type:Game
Experience Level:Beginner
Age group:Over 12
Description:

"Greetings, Friend Citizen, and congratulations on your promotion to Red clearance! Your friend, The Computer, has lifted you above the Infrared masses as a reward for your loyal service during the [REDACTED]! Now it is time to serve Alpha Complex again, except this time, you'll have a laser! Won't that be fun, Friend Citizen? Of course it will. After all, happiness is mandatory!

Ah, yes. You'd like to know what your mission will be? Why, I commend your eagerness, Friend Citizen! However, as your mission briefing is not scheduled to begin until 0800 next daycycle, information about your mission is still classified. What is your security clearance again, Friend Citizen? Ah, yes. Red. I'm sorry, but that information is not available at your security clearance. Would you care to explain why this request for classified information is not part of an insidious Commie plot to undermine our glorious Alpha Complex way of life? Please state your answer in fifteen seconds or less, using words of two syllables, please."

Come play the late, great West End Games' classic Paranoia RPG! No experience is necessary, and all you need is a pencil, twenty-sided die, and a sense of humor. (Loaner pencil and dice will be available, provided the proper requisition forms are filled out.)